BACK BACK BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit.

- Laughing
- Normal voice
- Sex pot
- Polite
- Smiles
- Legs
- Hair
- PERFORMANCE?!

Folks, I haven't seen Britney like this since 2003... she is back. I can't tell you how happy I was to have discovered this new video promoting the Video Music Awards. I'm sad Perez isn't reporting on her anymore, because of that shitty lawsuit SONY slapped against him, I probably would have known this was coming - it wouldn't have hit me like a ton of bricks.

I'm extremely excited by this video. Not in the way you're thinking though... I'm excited because she seems to be extremely happy, balanced, and dare I say NORMAL (shock and awe responses are completely appropriate).

Now...

I don't want to get my/your hopes up... but could she be performing again? Could this year actually mark a comeback?! Could her new album she's working on top Blackout (her most critically acclaimed album - and my favorite)? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

By the way:
Britney is nominated for her 16th MTV Video Music Award (VMA)... a Moon Man if you will. And did you know - she's yet to actually win one!? So, head over to MTV.com and vote for her if you care at all. If not send good vibes her way. Real good ones... not "I hope she does well, but I secretly hope she's a complete disaster" vibes like we all sent last year.

You know you did.

Anywho... enjoy the short clip below. And don't judge her for not remembering that guys name. Do any of you actually know who he is? I don't. HA.

Whhhhaat?!

THIS is truly amazing.

And something I can honestly say I had never thought about... but how true it must be!

no no no No No No NO NO NO!

THIS IS IN CREDIBLY WRONG!!!!!

Why had I never seen this?!

This is an amazing video.

Does anyone know if this is actual claymation?!

Mraz-ified

Perez Hilton's last update of the day (well... what is officially yesterday) was an iChat interview with Jason Mraz! And my Jason Mraz "Fond of Hats" shirt JUST CAME IN today!

Jason is shirtless in the video, and dimple-ified, and smiling... he's such a breath of fresh air, all the time.

Check out the video here.

woah Woah WOAH! (I'm still alive!)

Rihanna just released the video for her new single (available on the deluxe edition of her album Good Girl Gone Bad) Disturbia.

It's crazy!

It's dark!

It's a hot tranny mess!

It's love.

DISTURBIA
by JuSpencer

Did you know?

Some people don't know this little fact. In fact, a lot of people don't even know about this fantastic artist!

Did you know Robin Thicke is the real life son of the father of Growing Pains?

Did you know that he is a FANTASTIC POP/R&B artist?

Robin Thicke's first album The Evolution of Robin Thicke opened to little fan fare and not amazing sales numbers. However, it's one of my favorite albums. And to most of the people who have listened to it feel the same.

He is a hidden talent, he is just as talented as Justin Timberlake at creating brilliant songs with addictive beats and huge potential for club play, radio play etc.

My favorite song on the album is "Shooter", but most people may recognize "Lost without U"

Robin has recently released a new single off of an upcoming album!

The song is called "Magic". It's definitely more along the lines of a Timberlake like tune. The horns and strings in the song are great, he's taking a lot of classic sounds and mixing them with a modern feel while giving us a little of a seventies throwback sound. It's almost like a stripped down and polished Jamaraquai song.

It also has the potential of being a big summer song... if only his PR people could get it off the ground.

I don't understand why all these great artists are coming out with music that is just kind of sitting on the shelf of the iTunes library.

Go find Magic on iTunes and download it today.

Click here to view his older video for "Lost Without You"

Just so you know...

The fabulous Jennifer Hudson has released her first solo-non-idol-related single!

The song is called "Spotlight"

It's a great R&B jam. It's not all belty and crazy like you would think it would be... it's very chill yet fun and definitely club-mixable.

I highly suggest you pick up the single in iTunes.

It's only 99 cents, and you're supporting a significant artist that can actually perform.

For real.

I'm not 100% in love with the video... but the song rocks.

Crazy/Scary/Awesome

Trevor Paglen, a photographer has done something amazing.

The photog has taken pictures of over 180 secret spying satellites. These satellites are so top secret that they don't "exist" - get it.

He's also been able to photograph top secret military sites from hotel room windows...

For real America. If you're going to be secretive about stuff... test your own nikkon cameras in the local hotel and make sure what you're doing isn't in PLAIN VIEW!

This photog is going to end up missing if he keeps taking pictures of top secret shiz.

A new "Welcome to my home" Video!

I love love LOVE these videos. This one isn't as funny as the orig. but it's pretty funny none the less.

Favorite line... "Remember, when you eat you're just a vacuum with nipples"

This is FRIGHTENING.

This is America today.

If he only had a shot...

Watch live video from Ron Paul on Justin.tv
I love this man.

He SHOULD be president... but that will never happen, because he's for change. Even though it's all good change, change scares people, and it kept him out on the fringe of the presidential race.

Apparently he posted the video above in Thursday and it has already been viewed 602,279 times.

Ron's making a new splash in politics.

For our countrys sake, lets hope he gets what he wants. He's a brilliant man.

Hillary and Ron Paul in 2012!! Haha.

HSM @ Ogunquit Playhouse: NAZI MESSAGE!

I'm just kidding...

But look at how awkwardly timed that photo is. So funny.

And take note: that is not the logo placed on the photo. That's a sign. THAT I MADE!!!!

It's flown in for the finale. It took forever.

Lots of holes to drill.

More info on dates and times at the Ogunquit Playhouse website. Click the photo above.

HA!

These are pretty amazing.