Hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!

Some nightmare!!!!

You like a music? You like a dancing?!

Perez Hilton reported today that there is a musical movie in the making to be excited about!!

DAMN YANKEES!!!

Apparently Jim Carey and Jake Gyllenhaal are the only names signed on so far.

NICE!

If ONLY they could change the Washington Senators to the Boston Red Sox... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make that happen. How AMAZING that would be!!

Hipsterrunoff.com

A good friend recently introduced me to Hipsterrunoff.com where they post some pretty interesting information and some fairly radical ideas... and it's pretty fantastic.

Here we have a chart, which they say is actually factual and true, of SAT scores VS choices in music.

It's pretty interesting. My taste in music is all over the place, what does that mean? I got a 1200 on my SAT's (I know... I could have done better, but frankly I didn't care), so does that mean I can like everything below my score? I'm a HUGE fan of Jazz, but I also love Guster and Ben Folds...

Interesting.

Here's the chart:

Thank you Perez...

Perez posted this little gem today. He calls this guy his mini-me. I can't tell if it's a kid or a little adult.

Either way, if you pause the video while watching it the facial expressions are amazing.

More on Beyonce FAKING it...

Perez Caught some more on the story of Beyonce giving us a CHEAP performance at the Oscars this past weekend.

Click here for the new info.

DON'T PERFORM AT THE OSCARS IF YOU'RE GOING TO FAKE IT... IT'S THE FRIGGING OSCARS!

Check out Martha Stewart!

Martha had quite the theme to her show today with Jimmy Fallon!

She started out "Once a pot lover, always a pot lover..."

REALLY?!?!

Wait... you have to click here and watch it for yourself. Go to the show "Monday - February 23rd" and watch the sample clip.



Martha also showed up on one of Conan's last shows this week. She's the first guest... check it out here.

I can't help but think that Martha got her idea for both of these appearances from this womans blog (posted this summer):



What do you think?

What's gotten into Martha?!

I LOVE IT!

Watch!

It seems pretty obvious that Beyonce isn't singing live. Her voice is being run through a completely different system!! And there's auto correct in it.

However... I can't tell if the High School Musical kids are singing or not... I think they're lip syncing, but I'm not sure.



What do you think?

Why do you think Beyonce had to fake it tonight?

UPDATE:

Perez Hilton caught onto it too!!!

The Oscars.

Ok.

I thought the Oscars tonight were TERRIFIC!

The new format was absolutely perfect. It kept me watching, it kept me entertained, and at times it was very touching.

I loved the presentation format for the actor awards, with the five previous winners speaking of the nominees. It was actually really nice. It was interesting to see how the Hollywood heavyweights all interacted when they had to say nice things about their competition and and coworkers.

It was also interesting to see people complain, pretty much in front of the world... like Bill Maher. Sir... we all know you're not nominated, you're presenting the award in the category. Don't tell us how upset you are about it. Just because you're Bill Maher doesn't mean you should be nominated. Obviously there were five better choices. Let it go.

I thought the musical numbers were fun, but lacked something. Talent? Hugh was great and did everything he could, but obviously they had the wrong people writing these things. If you want spectacle, and pazaz, and something eye catching and entertaining... have it done by the right people. The Broadway people. Hollywood can't do it without B'Way's help.

I also can't BELIEVE Slumdog took so much home! I guess I'll have to see the movie. I really wanted Benjamin Button to take something in one of the major categories... but alas, it didn't happen.

What did you think of the Oscars this year? Let me know!

Beyonce Sucked.

I know... it's rare, but it happened.

Beyonce sucked and sucked HARD at the 81st Annual Academy Awards tonight. S U C K E D.

The director of Australia and Moulin Rouge put together a little song and dance number celebrating the musical movie and the "comeback" of musicals in film.

Well, it seems to me that Hugh Jackman was the only person actually singing. Beyonce was canned, and canned her performance, and sucked. Zach Effron sucked... as did his arm wart Vanessa Hudgens. And the two kids from Mamma Mia sucked.

Why put these people on TV to sing and dance... if they're NOT going to sing and dance. WE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP ALLOWING PERFORMERS TO NOT DO THEIR JOB! Why/who is paying them to do that?! It was awful. I'm really upset that they couldn't hire someone who could actually do both things for all this work.

Shame... shame... shame.

PS

Congrats to Heath Ledger. Completely deserved.

Pretty Hilar...

I love watching Martha squirm... it doesn't happen often enough, but when it does... it's amazing.

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

Wait a minute... this is amazing.

You COULDN'T write this stuff.

This girl is a comedic genius.

My favorite part: "I'm her mom" other cat "Noooo she's not!"




Thanks X

Goodbye.

Last night marked Conan O'Brien's last night as the host of Late Night on NBC. Jimmy Fallon will be taking his place on March 2nd.

This was one of my favorite shows. I think the man is brilliant and a true dork. I love it.

Although I'll miss him coming to us from his tiny ass studio at 30 Rock... I think he's going to take LA over by storm and truly create another amazing version of Tonight Show.

He's got some big shoes to fill... but he's 6'4", how hard could it be. ;)


Conan takes over the tonight show on June 1st 2009. To take a peek at the show and how it's run check out this cool site: The Tonight Show Experience

ADORABLE!

I'm not sure if all of you have seen the sneezing panda video, but this is the CUTEST response video I've ever seen!!

These two girls are being shown the video by, I assume, their father. The reaction is amazing!

The younger one looks like a frigging doll!!! And I love her little smile when she first sees the baby panda!

First, here's the panda vid:



Now the girls!:

This should be EVERYONE'S VDay Wish...

CRAZY!

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This is how it's done.

This is how pole dancing's supposed to be done.




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THIS is amazing.

This is how you sell a phone.



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Did you know...

Did you know that McDonald's actually has a character for the Shamrock Shake?

It's Grimace's cousin! Uncle O'Grimacey was phased out in the 80's according to Wikipedia. BRING HIM BACK! (UPDATE: He's being brought back with the Mayor McCheese and Grimace on Nickelodeon commercials!!!)



How cool is he?! With that clover vest and shalalee! He'd rule the school! Ha.

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ShamROCK my WORLD!

Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm proud to announce...

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

THE BEST THING ABOUT McDONALDS IS BACK!!!!



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What?!

Get this... a nude photo of Madonna just sold at an auction for $37,500. WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?! The entire world is in a recession and someone spent almost $40k on ONE SILLY PHOTO of Madonna nude in the 80's before she became famous?!?!

That is insane to me.

I don't get it.

I understand that she's a living icon, I understand she's one of the top entertainers ever... but to drop that much money on a photo that you can probably find on the internet (it was published in Playboy once she became of fame) is INSANITY!!!

Think of all the things you could do with that money! It would feed so many starving children in Africa! All those $3 AIDS medications so many people need and won't get...

Sad.

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Sad

This woman, Lee Redmond has pretty much made a living out of having extremely long nails that she hasn't cut since 1979.

Sadly Lee was in a car accident and was ejected from the SUV today and lost her nails. She was listed in critical condition, but stable. Apparently she is now ok, but has lost the nails.

(I heard that if you let your nails grow long enough they become more than just a fingernail and can actually have veins form in them. Anyone know if that's true?)



She told Ellen over two years ago that she was going to cut her nails in November of that year, but did not.

Perhaps the answer is in this video:

For real?

Even if he is "acting" that is so completely disrespectful.

I feel as though if this is a big episode of Punked that it'll hurt his career WAY more than it will help it.

Oh man...

This girl is too adorable.

Obnoxious dog...

I would put up with this for about 5 minutes.

VD Mix

Hey all.

I made a small Valentines Day mix on iTunes as well. I don't think there's ever been one quite like it.

Download here and enjoy!

Neat!

Hey!

For anyone who's out there that reads my blogs...

I just published a portion of the mix I made for my friend (about three posts down).

Click HERE to preview it and/or buy it on iTunes!

Another Mraz Moment...

I know it's skippy...

But for my 21st birthday my parents sent me to see Jason Mraz with my friend Jaimie at Lincoln Center... and I just found this clip from the concert I was at... and I can hear myself laughing and hooting in it... I was sitting right by the folks that recorded the video.

Enjoy!

Jason (Robbed) Mraz on Ellen!

After being robbed of a Grammy Ellen DeGeneres has Jason Mraz on her show!

Here's one of the performances of yesterdays televised show.

Thanks Ellen!!

Mix-Tape(CD)

I just made a mix for a friend... it's a pretty interesting one.

There's some more recent music, some older songs, and some crazy new stuff.

What do you think?

1) Kiss With a Fist - Florence and The Machine
2) Freeze - T-Pain feat. Chris Brown
3) Rock With U - Janet Jackson
4) Together Forever - Rick Astley
5) Whachadoin' - N.A.S.A. feat. MIA
6) Lost Yo Mind - Beyonce
7) Where is my Mind? - Pixies
8) My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson
9) Squeeze Me - Kraak & Smaak
10) Forever - Chris Brown
11) Words Cannot Describe - Mirah (12 seconds of silence first)
12) Hey Boy - The Blow
13) Fine + 2 Pts - Minus the Bear
14) Love Sweet Sound - Groove Armada
15) Call Me Back - Eric Hutchinson
16) Mas Que Nada - Sergio Mendes feat. The Black Eyed Peas
17) Music is my Hot, Hot Sex - CSS
18) Outta My Head - Ashlee Simpson
19) Such Great Heights - The Postal Service
20) Walking in L.A. - Missing Persons

Jennifer Hudson's Grammy Performance

This is nothing short of fantastic.

This girl is a true, TRUE talent.

It's very fitting that Houston presented Jennifer with her Grammy. I hope Jennifer steers straight and keeps herself clean. If she does... she'll be around for a long time.

She's such a breath of fresh air.

I'm no stoner... but this is the truth.

Have you kept up with all the Michael Phelps drama about the bong picture?

This pretty much sums it all up. Click the picture for a great SNL clip.

TAGs

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Also, in the right hand bar of the blog towards the bottom is a list of all the tags(with the number of posts attached).

Just trying to make things a little easier!

AND!

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Really???

Sadly our boy Jason Mraz was up for three Grammys last night and didn't take home a single one.

COME ON!!! REALLY???

He is SO much more talented than half the people nominated. His most recent CD "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things" is so amazing!

He should have AT LEAST walked away with Best Manufactured Album or something. Please.

Anyways... he's a super talent. The fact that he got nominated for three Grammy's is awesome. He's not going anywhere. I don't love him any less.

Congrats!

The future greatness that is Jennifer Hudson won a Grammy tonight for her first solo album "Jennifer Hudson"!!!

She won Best R&B Album!

Congrats!

Uh-oh!

SO!

Tonight was the 51st annual Grammy's celebration and awards ceremony in grand ol' LA.

Well was there gossip tonight or what!

Here's the big story as I've heard/read/come to understand...

Last night was Clive Davis' (a big-wig in the music industry) annual pre-Grammy bash. There were lots of performances, lots of celebs, and as always... lots of booze.

At about 12:30am police were called to the party because of a disturbance.

APPARENTLY the caller was Rihanna who had visible injuries APPARENTLY Chris Brown was the cause of the injury and APPARENTLY he turned himself in today at 6:30pm and was released after posting $50,000 bail.

SUPPOSEDLY this is why BOTH Rihanna and Chris (who have been dating now for a few years I guess) dropped out of their performance slots at the last minute during the Grammy's telecast.

Also, neither were at the event.


Rihanna and Chris Brown... watch out!

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!

PRICELE$$.

This kid just came back from an operation at the dentist... looks like he's enjoying the Novocaine and laughing gas.

Enjoy.

Thank you Christine...

This made me sweat.

WORK IT OUT!!! YEAH!!!!

Next Broadway Star...

100% PERFECT (And I have to say... 100% Diva awesomeness)

The first touchdown of Superbowl Sunday goes to Jennifer Hudson.

I don't think I have ever heard a more beautiful rendition of the Star Spangled Banner than the one JHud laid out for us on Superbowl Sunday.

The raw soul coming out of her mouth was unlike anything I've ever heard.

And as a performer I can tell you that it was NOT easy for her to do this. Three members of her immediate family were murdered not even six months ago... to get up there and sing that must have brought a flood of emotions back.

When you sing like that, you have to use every emotion you've got in you to deliver - and she did. You can tell at the top of the song that she is a little choked up, but the girl got through it and set a new bar (sorry Whitney). She put all those other pop stars who have performed the Anthem to SHAME SHAME SHAME.

ENJOY the clip here...